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Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick by Joe Schreiber

Strongarmed by his parents into taking geeky Lithuanian exchange student Gobija Zaksauskas to the senior prom, Perry Stormaire figures the night will be a disaster and he's right.  A dance floor attack by the school bully is just the beginning. What ensues--car chases in his father's Jag, assassinations and a leap out of a 47th floor window--certainly makes for an unforgettable night.  This no holds barred race against the clock is laugh out loud funny.

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